Christmas with Swignig II

by SWIGNIG

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released December 23, 2015

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Track Name: To Pimp A Reindeer
wake up on christmas and i piss excellence
shut up santa im tired of your ignorance
swignig owns christmas and i will do the dick dance
to show that im the one that wears the pants

swignig is the one who slaves all the elves
if they mess up a present i send them to hell
i fuck mrs claus oh so well
hey st nick, your wife sucks my jingle bells

december 23rd and you havent done shit
santa you just spent the whole damn year beating your dick
its time to wake up and hear the music
the only way to save christmas is is you lick my dick

im a wizard i have a big wand
i got my powers from a bitch’s pond
santa if you need me i guess i’ll help
i’ll save christmas and fuck all the elves

December 24th knock at my door
mrs Claus and she's begging for more
I've done her today already 4 fucking times
But why the fuck not
I'll go for five

Santa you're losing to a smalltown rapper
Professional fucker, IP address mapper
I'll blow your mother fucking head off Santa Claus
If you try to talk shit again, your life will be lost

Reindeer all bow down to me
Because swignig, not Rudolph, went down in history
They say theyre allergic to his red nose
That's why I'm on top, and my dick

glows just like the fire of the burning of the house
when the ladies see me, they take off their blouses
i guess they cant stop staring at me cuz im a fuckboy








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Santa you're just jealous of my sick flows
I rap like Kendrick, and everyone knows
To pimp a butterfly? To pimp a reindeer
I've been on the throne for a whole fucking year
Call me Charles V cuz my rule is absolute
call me tyler, and I swear I'll shoot
Mrs Claus sees me and she sheds a tear
To pimp a monarch? To pimp a reindeer
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i know what its like as a king
you spend your whole time fucking winning
shit swignig is just a big fucking bully
that cuz im the worlds greatest rap god

if reindeer and dick
all got along
swignig would shoot them down by my big fat dong
im a monkey they call me king kong

and 10yen and me all got along
then maybe he could write an actually good fucking song
seems like the whole ninth grade is against me
everytime im in the halls i hear
swignig swinig

hey bbb just the fuck up
youre pretentious and horrendous
so lick my butt
seems like all you know is 4 chan
everytime im at your house i hear
PLEASE STOP SWEARING

hey white lightning
central catholic sucks
i dont care about football so shut the fuck up


IM ALLERGIC TO CHRISTMAS
IM ALLERGIC TO BITCHES
TELL EM WHAT YOU WANT
MAKE A WISH LIST SWIGNIG
I DO NOT LIKE APPLE PIE
I DO NOT LIKE PUMPKIN PIE
TO PIMP A REINDEER
TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY

SANTA JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT
YOU PULLED OUT YOU GOT COLD FEET
IM THE DANK MEME FIVE LEADER
PUT YOUR DICK IN A HEATER
MRS CLAUS BEGS FOR MY COCK
IM FUCKING HER AROUND THE CLOCK
AFTER A WHILE I WILL GET TIRED

MMM IM NOT SORRY

SLAUGHTER ME
I FUCKED YOU
MELTED YOU JUST LIKE A JEW
THIS ISNT CHRISTMAS YOU WACK
Track Name: Fuck You, Big Ball Bumpty
this song is about how much I fucking hate big ball bumpty
And his stupid ass gas station sushi

Big ball bumpty says he plays the hits
Even though his songs are shit
BBB thinks poetry is a hit
Even though his name
Is big ball bitch

Fuck general tsos
More like shoot off your toes
You have a small dick
And you hate hoes
The sack is back
More like sack of shit
The sack of shit says he plays the hits

BBB
BBB
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
BBB
BBB
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
BBB SMELLS LIKE PEE

Big ball bumpty
Big ball bitch
Big ball bumpty
His songs are shit
Big ball bumpty
Is a quib
Big ball bumpty
Can lick my DICK

triple B call it triple K
a triple B a day keeps the brains away
triple B more like hijacked plane
insane in the brain, no cell membrane

When I hear BBB I wanna hang my dick from a tree
Murder in the first degree, finger in my chili
The crayfish don't want you, and neither does society
fuck you BBB go back to Germany

You think that harassing 10yen is fun
Just because he sucks doesn't meant you can fuck his bum
We all know Swignig is the bomb
That's why he fucked
General Tso’s mom

You're a bitch slapper
I say end yourself
You're a ball tapper
I say JAMAPELLE
you say money store
I say Exmilitary
I SAY FUCK THE POLICE
YOU SAY please fuck me

You're just so stupid
Nice dick
Even though you listen to death grips
You laugh at MLP
you do hate everything
So fuck you
Big ball bumpty
(in background)
You're just so stupid, just so stupid
Go buy a rope, tie a noose and use it