HONK ANTHEM

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THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME


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released June 9, 2016

1st Verse: BigBallBumpty
2nd Verse: Swignig
3rd Verse: Coltron
4th Verse: BLKKK co$by
5th Verse: 10YEN
6th Verse: White Lightning
7th Verse: etns
8th Verse: MC $KITTLEPANTS
9th Verse: BENE
Production: Funky Alzheimer's

Special Thanks:
Lex Luger
Anthony Fantano
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Blink-182
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Dragonforce
Modern Baseball
Eminem
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Architects
Emmure
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Track Name: HONK ANTHEM
VERSE 1: BigBallBumpty

The gang’s all here
BigBallBumpty
Let’s go

I’m a crazy motherfucker named BigBallBumpty
Rapping’ fast Rippin’ ass I’m not jumpy
I’ve got an aggressive flow
Take a shit on Progressive® Flo

But I’m deceptive bro
Smokin’ some of this septic bro
I produce the beats I stain the sheets
BUT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

Spit this shit since 2013
I killed a bitch threw her in a ditch I am Mr. Clean
I released my first mixtape in 2012
And then I put my career on the motherfuckin’ shelf

Beat more fresh than Jared Fogle’s dick
Call up Nolan Allen tell him he’s a prick
I got a nasty in my taxi you need a lift?
You can sit between the backseat and my dick

I said the same thing twice I feel like an asshole
Getting bleach on my t-shirt this model I must hassle
How we change the game and put it on our backs and
®´∫´ççå˙¨¬µ´ˆßå∫ˆ†ç˙åßß稘† µ¥ ˜ˆ©©´®fuCK

I’m handsome I want Scarlett Johansson
So I can puppet that ass like Jim Henson
I like the way she gives me top
And then she makes me go low like Fraggle Rock

With this HONK shit we’ll see what prevails
I can’t tell rest in hell rippin’ entrails
HONK fuckers from Pittsburgh and Arabia
We can use our dicks to lift your labia

HONK is unparalleled foolery
You grabbin’ dicks like you’re Coldcock Brewery
HONK phantom we handsome
HONK anthem throw a tantrum

Wanna have fun? Let’s go on a cruise
Then I’ll put myself in a noose
How you gon’ be mad on vacation
I can’t help that my dick has a fixation

VERSE 2: Swignig

You are about to hear the shittiest thing you will hear
in your entire fucking life. This is so fucking bad.
I freestyled this entire thing in front of my computer.
I hate myself.

Sucking on my dick she is so thicc
She wants me to slip it in I said give me a minute
I’ll stab you with my pinnick this is HONK COLLECTIVE
And if you don’t honk then get the FUCK OUT

Of here Nolan Allen bend over bb
I want to put my babies in you bb
Who the fuck are you gonna fuck with in HONK HONK COLLECTIVE
I said bitch get the fuck out of

My apartment I’ll fuck you up
If you dare suck my cock

succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ
F҉̛͢͞U̷̷C̸̷͏̢͢K̶̀͘͜͞ ̕͠N͘͘͝͠O̴̶̸L̢̕҉̵A̸̛͟͝N̢̛͝͡ ̷̢A̷̸̸L̨͡͝Ĺ́͝͏͞Ę̶́͘Ń̨͟͝

We gotta HONK to survive the pussy KoRn
Freak on a leash 10YEN does porn
Who the fuck are you gonna fuck with in HONK HONK COLLECTIVE
I said bitch get the fuck out

I’m currently pushing shit out of my asshole.
I’m recording this shit on the shitter, on the toilet.
I said fuck my balls in HONK COLLECTIVE.
If you wanna fuck me, I said Honk Records.
If I said HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HOONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HOONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HOONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HOONK
H̨̄̎̎̾̆̇͐̅͂ͬ͜͟͞͡H̆̆̽ͩ̈͆͐̚͏̴̨̨͜H̸̴͌͛̉̓ͧ̔͑͐ͨ̅̈́̄͞҉H̴ͧ͗̈ͫ̀͞H̶̨̛ͦ͋̿ͬ̾̒̿͑̏̄ͭͤ̆ͪ̚͟͝Ĥ̷̛̏̈́̊ͮ̎̒̇̏̎ͫ̚̕͢Ŏ̴̎̒̊̎̅͛̐͊̈́͜҉̡̀O͊̈̈́̐̓̇̔͐̒͗̊ͦ͗̋̓ͤ͂͌҉̸̡̛Ơ̎ͧ̌ͨ̔̏ͮͣ̏ͧ̑͋ͥ͒͑͌̄͠Ǫ̸̧ͧ̽ͨ̔͠O͂͋̂̆̒̈́ͥ͏̨̡O̓͆ͫ̿ͩͪͣ͘͢N̆͊ͣ̈̌̏͐̓ͨ̾͑͑̈́ͣ̄̇̍̈́̆̀Ǹ͆ͬ̐̆͛́̚͟Ň̢̎̂̌ͦͫͯ̐̊̿̐̚̕͡N̸͗ͬ̾̈́̀Ņ̓ͣ̌ͣ͂̀͝͞N̶̢͑ͭͬ̇͊ͤ͂̔ͪͧ͋ͦ̽͘͢Kͤ̃̌̋̽̃҉̴̕͜͜Ḱ̡̛̎̉̆͢K̷̷͗ͦͤ̐̔͊̉́͂ͭ̔͗ͦͤͣͩ̿̍͜͠͠Ķ̐́̉͆̔̉͌ͧ̍ͤͧ͜҉̸K̶̒̄ͣ̑̔ͫͥ̍̑̄ͨ́̕͟͞K̴̀̌ͩͬ̽̆ͯ̇̔͟͡

All these bitches ask me to record some shit
All these bitches ask me to record some shit
All these bitches ask me to record some shit

Here’s what I say:
BIG MOTHERFUCKING ASS

VERSE 3: COLTRON

YEHEHEHAHAHAAAHH

Bitches be all over my shit
like BigBallBumpty is all over midget porn (He’s right you know)

Yeah.
Uh…

Jobo the Hobo
Wanted to make a logo
But it sucked and he ran out of money
And he’s a hobo and a hoe

Yeah.
Alright.
Alright yeah.
Black.
Yeah.

spider man

Dick.
Dick.

Ridin’ for miles on lemon oil
And by miles I mean
My diiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Dic-Yeah.
Ehya.
Ehyaehyaehyaehya.
Uh-Ehyaehyaehyaehya.
Black to the black k k k k k k
Wax on wax off my nigga
Ye-k k-ah
Wax on wax off my nigga
Lalalalalalala la la la la la la la la la
Up my ass-shit-porn-dick-man

VERSE 4: BLKKK co$by

Bigger blacker bigger blacker
Bigger blacker blacker than ever
Bigger blacker blacker than ever
Dicc succ give me the succ

Give succ give me the succ
Don’t give me gripes ‘cause I am the hype
Don’t be a secret bitch you say secret witch?
NAW I said secret bitch

Me being black gives me the best soundtrack
Me being black gives me the best soundtrack
Me being black gives me the best soundtrack
Blacker and blacker and blacker secret black bitch

Hype man hype man I am the hype man
Hype man hype man I am the hype man
Hype man hype man I am the hype man
Hype man hype man hype man hype man

Hype: It’s in my bloodstream
Master of the meme team
Mmmm fresh memes
Memes memes memes memes memes and black to the future

Squirtin’ on the (Unintelligible) that’s my jizz
(Unintelligible) up all over that’s my jizz
Sticky and wet that’s my jizz
Causes child birth that’s my jizz

Want some fresh memes go to HONK COLLECTIVE
Fresh stolen memes at HONK COLLECTIVE
Local hot singles at HONK COLLECTIVE
GET ALL THIS AT HONK COLLECTIVE

Questionable ethics at HONK COLLECTIVE
Slightly racist jokes at HONK COLLECTIVE
Explicit verses at HONK COLLECTIVE
HONK COLLECTIVE my dick’s erected

Nothing makes me harder than this sick diss
Fresh memes and whatnot (and what whatnot)
Bigger and blacker and blacker and blacker and blacker
And blacker and blacker

VERSE 5: 10YEN

Break it up!
Break it up.

I don’t fuck around bitch when I dab
Get a frozen dinner cook it on a bitch’s ass
Now I’m jumpin’ on it get the fuckin’ ramen
There’s about to be some shady shit that dankboi’s causin’

First imma lay it down on the Swignig bitch
Call me Lirion cause y’know I be swinging shit
My label’s hard all my fellas
Honk Records got that cheese call me mozzarella (FUCK)

Poopin’ in a ass yeah I’m straight boolin’
Ass in the fridge from all this damn coolin’
If you ever hit a link click that like boi
You know Shannon Freggie and she a dyke boi

Pukin’ on that John Badgis dick in the closet
Father stretch my hands father eat my ramen
I don’t… bitch… wait yeah I do
Is that a… yes

I don’t even know what the answer is for even
Shit on the shut but the butt is but I’m leavin’
I’m an independent woman I don’t need no man
I don’t need no sugar in my Pepsi can

‘Cause I got sugar in my heart
FART

DRINK A BAG OF TITS PUSSY ON MY DICK
DRINK A BAG OF TITS PUSSY ON MY DICK
DRINK A BAG OF TITS PUSSY ON MY DICK
DRINK A BAG OF TITS PUSSY ON MY DICK

FART

VERSE 6: WHITE LIGHTNING

My name is HONK I work at the HONK
I like to eat HONK I live by the HONK
And I’ll die by the HONK
We are

HONK is what we say when we walk into the club
PC rap is back now shut the fuck up
White, 10YEN, Swignig, and BBB
Here to give nightmares to the FCC

We have a following bigger than a religion
And like Judaism we embrace circumcision
HONK is here to to come and fuck you
To make your balls blue to make your penis fjodbaopsvdo

HONK is what you say with a loaded gun
When you’re by a preschool lookin’ for some fun
And when you invade a fourth grader’s slumber party
And recruit the bastards for Kony’s child army

Or going to the Mid-East to join ISIS
Now let me tell you what my life is
It is a HONK yesterday was HONK tomorrow is a
HONK today is a HONK everyday’s a HONK

HONK existed since the beginning of the time
We are prophets exclaiming the divide
Every man, child, and woman on earth will
Feel the wrath of HONK’s girth

All you dumb fucks might think that we’re insane but
We’re taking over the rap game
I am a HONK he is not a HONK we are a HONK
She is a HONK we are ALL A HONK

HONK IS TOO BIG TO BE STOPPED
TOO BIG OF A MESS TO BE CLEANED UP WITH A MOP
OBAMACARE CHINA DYSENTERY INFECTION
JARED FOGLE OREOS AND CAITLYN JENNER’S ERECTION

ALL THE MEMES THAT ARE DONK
ARE POWERED UP TO TAKE DOWN HONK
Welcome to HONK you’ll now suffer HONK you will cry a HONK
You will die by HONK you will DIE HONKKKKKK

VERSE 7: ETNS

Alright, howdy! My name is… Etns. I also go by Ethan um uh mm.
My partner, HONK HONK Records COLLECTIVE.
I’m just featured on a lot of songs. I also make some artwork.
My top five favorite memes:
There’s the sad frog meme at number five
Number four I’d have to say is (Donald Trump) Fuck off!
My number four is…Santa Claus
My number three…Communism
Number two actually it’s a close second…dat boy
Number one…that’s a tough one…Fuck off!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My number one favorite meme is…my number one favorite meme is…
The flying car. That’s all from me, I’ll see you guys in the next episode!

VERSE 8: MC $KITTLEPANTS

Yes, itsa me. I’m a person. I make that music. Making the mu…
Here’s a song.

MC $KITTLEPANTS aka Poseidon
Makin’ bitches waterful because I am residin’
In the darkest pits of hell, where the females are plentiful
No they’re not pleased as their only food is Beneful

It’s the HONK COLLECTIVE and that’s all you need to know
Gotta beat some bitches with these (Unintelligible) hoes
I would’ve given fiddy I wouldn’t leave a trace
But they couldn’t make the list so I put them in their place

My beats are as fresh as holocaust victims
And as questionable as Obama when they picked him
And unlike my dick, I generally fail to please
So quit the bitchin’ and get on yo knees

How does (Unintelligible) still get past the metal detection
Even little children can give me an erection
Gotta impress ladies with the muscles made for flexin’
Gotta act fast ‘cause these bitches they be testin’

Back to the COLLECTIVE and it’s fresher than ever
Gonna make you moister than when you’re in bad weather
The whole gang is here like some birds of a feather
Doin’ weird shit that’s why I’m wearin’ some leather

What’s better than the HONK COLLECTIVE is my penis
As it once absorbed Jesus and obliterated Venus
It also gained some titans and became my one go d
And it reformed the world, but that’s just a facade

The government is a lie, and that is something I can prove
You would see it too if you just got into the groove
My dick is behind all the lies and he’s created this mess
How long will he last, only time could attest

So bow down before him, as he is your new master
Give him what he wants or it will lead to disaster
The world is doomed no matter what, so put my d inside your butt
I might’ve lied about his power if I was Hitler, here’s my shower

VERSE 9: BENE

open minds closed fists x4 have an open mind open tears in my jeans comin apart at the seams support your local scene dont be a closed minded khaki kunt an accountant's apprentice at 16 just cause i got a patch on my jeans dont mean i have a pistol in my pocket highland dont see it that way highlands fucking high man burn down the school let it burn let it burn let it burn patronizing pricks and fucking sheep got there brains in a jar gonna run em over in my car arrogant assholes with no grip on reality everyone here is a closed minded clone just another drugged up drone a carbon copy the walls are closeing in the clock aint movin i feel trapped in the prison of public re education 12 years no probation what was my crime born in these shitty times fuck the government war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength constant conflict keeps you clinging to their side how many bodies need to die how many bodies need to fry how many corpses do we need how many caskets will we feed all to protect the freedoms, the freedoms of plastic fucking people living in a plastic fucking world plastic fucking t.v.s and plastic fucking whores